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Six MMA Rule Changes That Need to Happen Immediately

BloodyEyebrow Links — Thu, 06 May 2010 15:35:52 +0000

Six MMA Rule Changes That Need to Happen Immediately
Cage Potato takes on the most important issues facing MMA, sets them on fire, puts the fire out with a comically overpowered seltzer bottle, then craps on the smoldering ashes.

Metaphors Like a Hole in the Head

Tuque Lamas — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:38:04 +0000

You know what MMA doesn’t need any more of? Comparisons to pro wrestling. Every fucking week is another moronic essay by some blogger that grew up watching oiled-up steroid junkies pretend to slap each other around comparing what’s going on between the UFC and Strikeforce to the business antics of Vince McMahon.

What’s the point? Really? I mean, if you’re going to compare the machinations between rival MMA promotions to something, why pick pro wrestling? Is it because they both wear tight pants? They’re both on the same low-rent cable network? Shit – compare them to warring ballet companies or the on-going battle between foul-smelling deodorants.

Get a new metaphor, assholes.

Strikeforce recap: Walker, Lashley Defeat Tomato

Tuque Lamas — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:46:39 +0000

Strikeforce recap: Walker, Lashley Defeat Tomato Cans; UFC Washouts Beat International Competition. Surprises all around.

Why is Mike Goldberg recording new audio for the

Tuque Lamas — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:24:12 +0000

Why is Mike Goldberg recording new audio for the next UFC game? He doesn't have anything new to say in the PPVs.

Diego Sanchez is thankful for reconstructive surg

Tuque Lamas — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:29:38 +0000

Diego Sanchez is thankful for reconstructive surgery. Or he will be after December 12th.

TUF Contestant Darrill Schoonover Called Back to Active Army Duty

BloodyEyebrow Links — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:53:37 +0000

TUF Contestant Darrill Schoonover Called Back to Active Army Duty
Worst of all "Titties" has to drop 12 pounds to be in regs.

I didn’t hear the name of the judge who scored it

Tuque Lamas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:46:52 +0000

I didn't hear the name of the judge who scored it 30-27 for Forrest - could somebody get him a message? More attention, less sucking cock.

Hey Kos: talk to Jorge Gurgel about this whole fi

Tuque Lamas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:05:36 +0000

Hey Kos: talk to Jorge Gurgel about this whole fighting with your strengths technique. And quit trying to be a boxer. #ufc106

Come on Anthony, you know you’re not allowed to k

Tuque Lamas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:50:46 +0000

Come on Anthony, you know you're not allowed to knee a downed opponent in the arm! #ufc106

If they ever do a novelization of a UFC event, ev

Tuque Lamas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:54:14 +0000

If they ever do a novelization of a UFC event, every other line will begin, "Mike, apropos of nothing…"

Hey Phil, put down the dumbells and go for a jog

Tuque Lamas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:33:29 +0000

Hey Phil, put down the dumbells and go for a jog every once in a while. #ufc106

I would usually give the cardio advantage to Tito

Tuque Lamas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:04:02 +0000

I would usually give the cardio advantage to Tito, but Forrest has been doing a lot of running lately. #ufc106

Just watched Tanner vs. Terrell again. If that fi

Tuque Lamas — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:02:57 +0000

Just watched Tanner vs. Terrell again. If that fight doesn't make you love Evan Tanner, you have no heart.

I love when people point out that Fedor or Machid

Tuque Lamas — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:15:41 +0000

I love when people point out that Fedor or Machida don't speak English well. Isn't Randy Couture the one who got dubbed in Scorpion King?

The heavyweights on TUF could learn a thing or tw

Tuque Lamas — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:23:21 +0000

The heavyweights on TUF could learn a thing or two about conditioning from Tank Abbot. :-(

Unsubscribing from MMA Fanhouse’s RSS feed. Someb

Tuque Lamas — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:39:26 +0000

Unsubscribing from MMA Fanhouse's RSS feed. Somebody let me know when it isn't 90% dupes.

Wow – Shogun got robbed. The UFC should host more

Tuque Lamas — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:56:14 +0000

Wow - Shogun got robbed. The UFC should host more events in VA where they can get some fair judging.