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Bloody Eyebrow

Tuque Lamas, standing inside Marvin Eastman's face-gina

Bloody Eyebrow is the premiere mixed martial arts blog started on September 4, 2009. Its relentless pursuit of the truth, tireless dedication to promoting MMA and unquenchable thirst for margaritas are unparalleled. Helmed by noted commentator Tuque Lamas and written by a surprisingly effective team of monkeys, Bloody Eyebrow seeks to right all wrongs, take the wrong left, and not eat any right hooks.

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